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Whos the saddest geek and why

Post by Spey »

ok state why you are the king of the sad lonley geeks and show your workings
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because i spend 24.1 hours a day in #shotgunlan?
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Post by mid_gen »

Where a = Money spent on TV/X-Box/DVD/CDs/PC/Games,

and b = money spent on g/f

a = b*10

Does that make me a bad man?
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Post by eclipse »

I'm king of the sad lonely geeks because I literally spend ALL MY FREE TIME in front of this monitor, and I watch Japanimation.

I spend approximatly 12 hours online everyday

also I don't have a g/f

I spend all my free time during school hours in my six form's IT department helping out as part of our mandatory community service

enough reasons? I could probably think of more.
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eclipse wrote:I'm king of the sad lonely geeks because I literally spend ALL MY FREE TIME in front of this monitor, and I watch Japanimation.

I spend approximatly 12 hours online everyday

also I don't have a g/f

I spend all my free time during school hours in my six form's IT department helping out as part of our mandatory community service

enough reasons? I could probably think of more.
ditto ^_^
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Post by biggles »

im a sad geek because i spend all my time playing materiamagica, its a stupid text based games, and because of the way the quest timers a made (cant do more than 5quests in 6hours) i have to stay up will 3am in order to complete 15quests a day, and am completely crap at it.

i play counterstrike but my aim is shit and i can only really kill someone by using an awp, or using an ak47 and spraying everywhere.

i dont fit in with geeks, and i dont fit in anywhere else.

i dont have a girlfreind.

i dumped my last girlfreind cos she had an ass like a tank and was annoying, ok that doesnt really make me sad, but i can get some shallow points here right?

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Post by fabian »

i am the saddest geek,

NO, im the biggest geek??

WTF

well, lets see, i seem to spend all my money on stupidly high priced tubes with tobaco in that will one day kill me, and what is left over i spend on CDs.
I have the biggest knowlage of random metal trivia than any one else i know.
I cant even get a bird online.
half my time i spen hating some bloke who keeps on swearing @ me and the rest of the time hating myself.
the most fulfilling time of the day is when i am listening to music with a beer and fag.
and just to crown the whole thing off i am pretty much a goth/grunge...
oh what there left to live for.
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Dammit, you all need to get out more :shock:
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Post by eclipse »

we couldn't stay in more if we tried.
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Post by fabian »

true,
but i do get out ... whenever i need a pack of fags
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Post by Kulgan »

Everyone spot the trap post :o
You do all realise you've given Spey material for the next decade, don't you? :lol:

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Post by biggles »

yeah but spey was the winner before he posted, and technically im not a geek (not smart enough)
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Post by Spey »

thats right my little puppets


the master has been pulling your strings /me flings cloak around

muhaha

..err actually..yeah

when you get to the illusions of grandeur stage its pretty tragic


/me goes back to trying to kill kulgan through sheer force of will
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Post by fabian »

/me slaps spey with a force of will monkeh...

I am the saddest geek. In the same way that sex is more fun than logic. But it IS. In the same sense that Mount Everest IS. And Al Macogan is NOT.

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Post by fabian »

one other good thing about being a geek is, cos you never go out, being grounded is a non-punishment. :D
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Post by biggles »

ive never been grounded, but yesterday, something TERRIBLE happened.
i was BANNED from playing my computer, WTF IS UP WITH THAT????"?!.23W-5NGFBIUWEFHSD so my last day of holidays went like this.

beg mum for pc usage.
give up.
freind comes up.
freind phones.
get freind A to tell freind B, down the phone what a dick he is.
watchs tv.
go downto freinds house.
watch freind getting bollocked from not fixing his bike.
watch freind attempt to fix bike.
laugh for awhile then go home.
watch some more tv.
dad comes home and has a moan.
i finish my englihs coursework.
mum and dad bribe me with beer and strawberry vianetta to watch some more tv.


DAMN YOU PARENTS, now i have to watch waking the dead tonight, cos i got into it:<

actually it wasnt too bad, i watched eastenders, startrek double on sky 1, then monarch of the glen and waking the dead:>

still i needed my fix:P
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Post by Spey »

ok that actually beats me... i may have been single for coming on 20 years now...never smoked nor got drunk and tip-ex'ed "cool" across some shades once (and wore them)


but at least my parents dont pwn me
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Post by fabian »

I THINK THAT THIS that i loose this one by a very long shot.
Spey gets my vote.
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Post by dogmeat »

Let's see.
I have more computers/consoles than is practical to play with.
I buy DVDs and games but don't play them. *looks at Shenmue 2 & growing pile of films*
I leave my PC on 24/7 just doing UD tasks.
Most of my friends I met via the net (and thankfully in RL too) or gaming.
I'd rather send an e-mail than write a letter, and if the recipient doesn't have e-mail I find a way to get them connected.
My entire vocabulary of oriental words and phrases is derived from kung fu/Takeshi Kitano/anime films. Or bizarre Japanese executive toys that shout YA ME DOH at you.
I like J-pop. And video game soundtracks. SNES ones in particular. I own several CDs of them. In fact, my MP3 player has the whole fucking soundtrack to Rez on it currently. Me and my friend Mat can do Rez songs acapella. Yes. We are that fucking sad.

I rest on your face.
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Post by biggles »

atleast you dont keep crossing out 'tho' in tests cos your so used to abreviating:P
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