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Post by mid_gen » Wed Sep 01, 2004 3:24 pm

http://stormchat.com/battlewang/register.php?rid=2977

Class, been playing it a few days now :D

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Post by dogmeat » Wed Sep 01, 2004 4:18 pm

mid_gen wrote:http://stormchat.com/battlewang/register.php?rid=2977

Class, been playing it a few days now :D
Reminds me of that old webgame 'Kung Fu Madness' a bit... :)

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Post by BoredAtWork » Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:46 pm

Cockname: gimp856
Owner: auman
Weight Class: Strawweight
Size: 19.50 lbs.
Corn hoarded: 14,685.82
Overall Record: 11 - 15 - 0
Overall RPI: 0.435856
Current Streak: -3
Longest Winning Streak: 3
Longest Losing Streak: 3
Posse Size: 10
Referrals: 0
Corn gained per hour: 2
Default Strategy: Andy berserker attack
# Upgrades Owned: 12
Attack Rating: 510.2
Defense Rating: 72.36
Wang Created: 8/19/04 (327 rounds ago)

I haven't played for a few days and I've got more corn but it's out on bets :D

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Post by dogmeat » Fri Sep 03, 2004 12:09 pm

Cockname: Stendek
Owner: dogmeat
Weight Class: Strawweight
Size: 10.11 lbs.
Corn hoarded: 0.00
Overall Record: 10 - 5 - 0
Overall RPI: 0.513489
Current Streak: -1
Longest Winning Streak: 4
Longest Losing Streak: 2
Posse Size: 6
Referrals: 0
Corn gained per hour: 2
Default Strategy: Andy berserker attack
# Upgrades Owned: 7
Attack Rating: 88.68
Defense Rating: 38.85
Wang Created: 9/1/04 (43 rounds ago)

So a 50% record, it's more like Planetarion isn't it? :)

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Post by Ironballs » Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:27 pm

I've just signed up as The metadong.
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Post by mid_gen » Sat Sep 04, 2004 12:01 pm

I'm ColonelCock btw :)

Currently lounging in the Cruiserweight class. Won the belt yesterday but had it robbed off me :'(

Saving up for the ribbon at the mo, got all the other standard weapons/defence mods. pi x 10^6 for the ribbon, ho ho :/

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Post by Ironballs » Sat Sep 04, 2004 12:30 pm

Has anyone considered abusing the betting system yet ?
*Starting odds are calculated by comparing the class RPI of the two cocks. However, once enought bets have been placed, the odds are determined by the amount of money bet on each cock.
*Odds are recalculated every 5 minutes!!!
I have a feeling that if you get enough people involved you could force the odds on fighters up/down then place big bets once the odds are better. Obviously some people take a loss but if you have enough people involved you take it in turns and everyone comes out ahead in the long run.
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Post by mid_gen » Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:24 pm

It is easy to make lots of money betting, it's inherently flawed. I've never lost money on a round of betting, the odds are skewed.

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Post by Seahorse » Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:25 pm

Keep getting my 24lb cock beaten up. Can't figure out why. Will pick on 1lbs for a while... :twisted:
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Post by dogmeat » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:35 pm

Seahorse wrote:Keep getting my 24lb cock beaten up. Can't figure out why. Will pick on 1lbs for a while... :twisted:
I'm getting my powerups good before I venture up a weight... :)

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Post by mid_gen » Sun Sep 05, 2004 8:28 pm

Just moved up into heavyweight, costs a bleeding fortune to gain weight now though, I wanna be the heaviest cock! I'm #2 atm :(

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Post by Ironballs » Sun Sep 05, 2004 8:35 pm

Looks like you're about to get battered by roosifer though :P

I'm still messing about down in strawweight, but I'm in the top 5 longest cocks atm.
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Post by mid_gen » Sun Sep 05, 2004 8:58 pm

Battered my arse! :D

Good round of betting too :)
9/5/04 4:00pm Butt Pirate Bet: 15,000.00
#138451 Received: 45,000.00
9/5/04 4:00pm Rave Bet: 7,500.00
#138465 Received: 30,000.00
9/5/04 4:00pm Cockmeister Bet: 4,000.00
#138466 Received: 0.00
9/5/04 4:00pm JetSetWilly Bet: 5,000.00
#138468 Received: 0.00
9/5/04 4:00pm Shit 4 Brains Bet: 10,000.00
#138474 Received: 66,063.90
9/5/04 4:00pm ColonelCock Bet: 10,000.00
#138480 Received: 30,000.00
9/5/04 4:00pm Dre Bet: 15,000.00
#138482 Received: 68,304.60
9/5/04 4:00pm Katsumoto Bet: 25,000.00
#138490 Received: 50,000.00

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Post by Ironballs » Sun Sep 05, 2004 10:10 pm

9/5/04 5:00pm shamalamadingdong Bet: 1,000.00
#138542 ? Received: 22,765.10
9/5/04 5:00pm Wriggz 187 Bet: 1,000.00
#138552 ? Received: 15,217.00


Watch Shamalamadingdong in the super bantam, you can aways get 20-27:1 on him if you are fast.
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