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Post by PeteTheHair »

Tis about time we had one... so...

[21:10] <Turkey_eggs> eclipse
[21:11] <Turkey_eggs> i need you eclipse
[21:11] <Bacon_Toast> turkey i need you
[21:11] <Bacon_Toast> we need to make a dish
[21:12] <eclipse-> uhm, in a word, no biggles
[21:12] <Turkey_eggs> please!
[21:12] <Turkey_eggs> ill do that thing you like
[21:12] <eclipse-> what thing I like?
[21:13] <Turkey_eggs> you know
[21:13] <Turkey_eggs> with the ham.

You can guess at who's who on the Nicks... :)
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Post by LazyManc »

I think my guess would have to be spey and his unpredictable band of alter-egos.

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Post by Spey »

<withnail>how DARE you</withnail> :shock:

twasnt me

what made you think twas me?

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Post by uatec »

/me thinks biggles
Moo!
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Post by shrek »

Turkey_eggs was biggles, and Bacon_toast was madex.
biggles

Post by biggles »

actually it was my evil half brother, he takes over when i cant be bothered to bugger it all up myself.


he does a much cleaner job too
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Post by PeteTheHair »

well, I find posting quotes amusing... ;)

[21:48] <+ZiK`> everyone farts in their sleep
[21:48] <MaDeX> *wwwwwchhhoooosssssshhhh Pft*
[21:48] <+ZiK`> lol, tshhhhhh!!
[21:49] <ekuripuzu> heheh
[21:49] <ekuripuzu> oh, that kinda pffffft sound
[21:49] <pagey> vrooom tsch
[21:49] <MaDeX> *pffft*
[21:49] <MaDeX> NO *pffft*
[21:49] <pagey> vroom parp
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Post by ZiK »

the conversation never ceases to amaze me ;)

[22:30] <Stunty> ZiK go suck off a hourse
[22:30] <ekuripuzu> THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
[22:30] <Stunty> -u
[22:31] <ZiK`> what makes you think im not sucking one off right now?
[22:31] <ekuripuzu> ewww
[22:31] <Stunty> because you arnt?
[22:31] <ZiK`> ;)
[22:31] <ekuripuzu> that is something I did not want to think
[22:31] <ZiK`> i could be
[22:31] <ekuripuzu> brb
[22:31] <Kulgan> damnit
[22:31] <Stunty> but if you was you wouldnt be typing at the same time
[22:31] <Stunty> sup kulgan?
[22:31] <ZiK`> i don't suck with my fingers
[22:31] <ZiK`> its not imposible to type to you at the same time
[22:32] <ekuripuzu> back
[22:32] <Stunty> ZiK its a big stiff donkey dick it would need both hands
[22:32] <Kulgan> still want that euphoria CD
[22:32] <Kulgan> lost my rip ><
[22:32] <Stunty> wanna borrow mine at SG kulgan?
[22:32] <Shrek-> i thought it was a horse not a donkey?
[22:33] <Stunty> same thing really shrek
[22:33] <ZiK`> no, its not
[22:33] <ekuripuzu> no stunty, there's a big difference
[22:33] <Stunty> they both have a penis
[22:33] <ZiK`> you think that horse racing on TV involves donkeys aswell?
[22:33] <Stunty> so its the same thing
[22:33] <ekuripuzu> so do you, does that make you a donkey?
[22:33] <Shrek-> lol
[22:33] <Stunty> it might
[22:33] <ZiK`> lol
[22:33] <ekuripuzu> lol
[22:33] <Stunty> i might be a donkey let me check
[22:34] <Stunty> nope im not a donkey
[22:34] <ZiK`> you got a cocktail sausage then?
[22:34] <ekuripuzu> lol
[22:34] * Shrek- gets out the magnify glass :P
[22:34] <ekuripuzu> heheh
[22:34] <ZiK`> ;)
[22:34] <Stunty> why would you wanna look shrek you Sick Freak!
[22:34] <Stunty> FREAK!
[22:35] * Stunty attacks Shrek- with a hanson CD
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Post by eclipse »

I've never seen so many people leave a channel at the same time:

[21:22] * Shrek|bath (~Shrek@shrektheogre.force9.co.uk) Quit (barrysworld2.uk.quakenet.org hub.barrysworld.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:22] * pagey (pagey@pc2-rdng6-4-cust144.winn.cable.ntl.com) Quit (barrysworld2.uk.quakenet.org hub.barrysworld.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:22] * AceRimmer (~ace@pc4-oxfd3-3-cust218.oxfd.cable.ntl.com) Quit (barrysworld2.uk.quakenet.org hub.barrysworld.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:22] * garlando (~michael@adsl-solo-39-201.claranet.co.uk) Quit (barrysworld2.uk.quakenet.org hub.barrysworld.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:22] * Biggles_sheep (~alan.blyt@pc2-farn1-5-cust167.glfd.cable.ntl.com) Quit (barrysworld2.uk.quakenet.org hub.barrysworld.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:22] * Kulgan (~ncm99@81-86-139-120.dsl.pipex.com) Quit (barrysworld2.uk.quakenet.org hub.barrysworld.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:22] * Q (TheQBot@CServe.quakenet.org) Quit (barrysworld2.uk.quakenet.org hub.barrysworld.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:22] <ZiK`> server is fucked again
[21:23] <ekuripuzu`> wtf!?
[21:23] <ZiK`> i always get lumbered with glimmer when this happens, i never know why

and they all came back at the same time too:

[21:30] * Biggles_sheep (~alan.blyt@pc2-farn1-5-cust167.glfd.cable.ntl.com) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:30] * garlando (~michael@adsl-solo-39-201.claranet.co.uk) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:30] * Kulgan (~ncm99@81-86-139-120.dsl.pipex.com) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:30] * Q (TheQBot@CServe.quakenet.org) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:30] * barrysworld2.uk.quakenet.org sets mode: +oov Q Kulgan garlando
[21:30] * Shrek|bath (~Shrek@shrektheogre.force9.co.uk) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:31] * pagey (pagey@pc2-rdng6-4-cust144.winn.cable.ntl.com) has joined #shotgunlan

shortly after I got disconnected :|
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Post by eclipse »

yeah, I think quakenet was having some problems:

[21:32] * Disconnected
[21:57] * Attempting to rejoin channel #shotgunlan
[21:57] * Rejoined channel #shotgunlan
[21:57] <ekuripuzu`> sweet
[21:57] <ekuripuzu`> I'm an Op
[21:58] * GlimmerMan (~meep@host217-40-221-81.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:58] * Shrek- (~Shrek@shrektheogre.force9.co.uk) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:58] * AceRimmer (~ace@pc4-oxfd3-3-cust218.oxfd.cable.ntl.com) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:58] * Biggles_sheep (~alan.blyt@pc2-farn1-5-cust167.glfd.cable.ntl.com) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:58] * ZiK` (~kizami@zik.demon.co.uk) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:58] * dogmeat (dogmeat@dogmeat.gotadsl.co.uk) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:58] * Phoenix- (Phoenix-@212.56.100.157) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:58] * garlando (~michael@adsl-solo-39-201.claranet.co.uk) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:58] * Kulgan (~ncm99@81-86-139-120.dsl.pipex.com) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:58] * Q (TheQBot@CServe.quakenet.org) has joined #shotgunlan
[21:58] * barrysworld1.uk.quakenet.org sets mode: +toovvvv Q Kulgan garlando Phoenix- dogmeat ZiK`
[21:58] * barrysworld1.uk.quakenet.org sets mode: -o ekuripuzu`
[21:58] <ekuripuzu`> "[21:58] * barrysworld1.uk.quakenet.org sets mode: -o ekuripuzu`"
[21:58] <ekuripuzu`> aww dammit
[21:58] * GlimmerMan (~meep@host217-40-221-81.in-addr.btopenworld.com) Quit (barrysworld1.uk.quakenet.org hub.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:58] * AceRimmer (~ace@pc4-oxfd3-3-cust218.oxfd.cable.ntl.com) Quit (barrysworld1.uk.quakenet.org hub.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:58] * Shrek- (~Shrek@shrektheogre.force9.co.uk) Quit (barrysworld1.uk.quakenet.org hub.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:58] * garlando (~michael@adsl-solo-39-201.claranet.co.uk) Quit (barrysworld1.uk.quakenet.org hub.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:58] * Biggles_sheep (~alan.blyt@pc2-farn1-5-cust167.glfd.cable.ntl.com) Quit (barrysworld1.uk.quakenet.org hub.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:58] * ZiK` (~kizami@zik.demon.co.uk) Quit (barrysworld1.uk.quakenet.org hub.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:58] * Kulgan (~ncm99@81-86-139-120.dsl.pipex.com) Quit (barrysworld1.uk.quakenet.org hub.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:58] * dogmeat (dogmeat@dogmeat.gotadsl.co.uk) Quit (barrysworld1.uk.quakenet.org hub.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:58] * Phoenix- (Phoenix-@212.56.100.157) Quit (barrysworld1.uk.quakenet.org
hub.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:58] * Q (TheQBot@CServe.quakenet.org) Quit (barrysworld1.uk.quakenet.org hub.uk.quakenet.org)
[21:59] <ekuripuzu`> woah...
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Post by ZiK »

it happens on a regular basis, you obviously arn't there enough ;)
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Post by eclipse »

what do you expect? I'm on a shitty dialup :P
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Post by mid_gen »

It's called a netsplit (when a 'hub' server is involved), otherwise it's just individual servers dying.
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eh?

Post by Sharpe »

Eclipse stop that, at least you have isdn for a good price i would have to pay £100 a quater and become a company so stop wining :evil:
I am the game and i make the rules, so move on out or you'll die like a fool.
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w0000 yeah

Post by Sharpe »

<ZiK|BF1942> stop blowing your own cock stunty
<ZiK|BF1942> :D
<ekuripuzu`> hehe
<Stunty> ZiK you just wish you could do it as well
<ZiK|BF1942> hell yeah
<ZiK|BF1942> i would love to give myself a blowjob every night
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Post by ZiK »

lol, well come on, who wouldn't?

/me waits for eclipses trump card
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Post by eclipse »

mid_gen wrote:It's called a netsplit (when a 'hub' server is involved), otherwise it's just individual servers dying.
cool, I always wondered what a netsplit was, thanks mid :)

/me deploys trump card

yes ZiK, but the nice feeling of having a mouth on your cock would be cancelled out by the horrid feeling of having a cock in your mouth :P
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Post by shrek »

eclipse wrote:
/me deploys trump card

yes ZiK, but the nice feeling of having a mouth on your cock would be cancelled out by the horrid feeling of having a cock in your mouth :P
ROFL :D
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Post by Sharpe »

* Stunty drops a pin...... TINKLE
<ZiK`> back
<ZiK`> you droped a pin then pissed on the floor?
<Stunty> yes
<Stunty> well i needed to go!
<ZiK`> you gunna clean it up>?#
<Stunty> ok
<ZiK`> good
* Stunty grabs nick and rubs his face in the piss
<ZiK`> lol
<Stunty> >_<
<ZiK`> :D
<ekuripuzu`> heh
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Post by eclipse »

is it me or am I always on the end saying things like "heh"?
I'm generally clueless about what's being talked about anyway :D
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