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Post by dav »

well i think it's funny

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long= The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Post by Chief »

ROFL
ill use that one with my management people :)
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "they're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch
of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Post by Sharpe »

this is this cat
this was is cat
this is how cat
this was to cat
this is keep cat
this was a cat
this is idiot cat
this was busy cat

Ok? Now read the 3rd word in every line!
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Post by ZiK »

so, you are calling yourself an idiot by writing that out? You wern't kept busy for long, were you? ;)
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Post by garlando »

Sharpe wrote:this is this cat
this was is cat
this is how cat
this was to cat
this is keep cat
this was a cat
this is idiot cat
this was busy cat

Ok? Now read the 3rd word in every line!
"this is how to keep a idiot busy"

not to mention wreck the grammar :)

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Post by rib? »

garlando wrote:
Sharpe wrote:
not to mention wreck the grammer :)
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Post by LazyManc »

garlando wrote:
Sharpe wrote:this is this cat
this was is cat
this is how cat
this was to cat
this is keep cat
this was a cat
this is idiot cat
this was busy cat

Ok? Now read the 3rd word in every line!
"this is how to keep a idiot busy"

not to mention wreck the grammer :)

Shame your spelling sucks as well ;)
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=grammar
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Post by dav »

stunty/sharpe
please read the topic before you post again
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YATTA!

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/me posts this before he reads the topic...

http://web.mit.edu/patil/www/media/video/yatta.asf

anf for those who don't know any japanese thus don't know what yatta means, it means great ;)

i think this is one for doggers ;) come on, time to learn a new dance routine! :D

/me reads the topic....a-ha! ^_^
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Post by Spey »

dav wrote:stunty/sharpe
please read the topic before you post again
im a little confused myself as to the topic header, as so far ive only witnessed you fulfil the "thread" part of it, still seems to be lacking in the other departments, especially funny

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Post by dogmeat »

This thread=teh lose
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