God then... Whats all that about?

LazyManc · Post by **LazyManc** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 1:02 pm

Never let it be said that the SGL forums sidestep the big issues (not big issue sellers, although you are welcome to do that too

) in favour of talking about the best way to win at Stairfall.

Anyways, God, discuss.

Spey · Post by **Spey** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 1:45 pm

me > J00 4LL
god > J00 4LL

am i seeing a pattern here

Seahorse · Post by **Seahorse** » Sat Nov 16, 2002 11:23 am

Spey wrote:me > J00 4LL
god > J00 4LL

am i seeing a pattern here

If there is no excuse for bad grammar, what are you and God up to...

eclipse · Post by **eclipse** » Sat Nov 16, 2002 3:52 pm

I don't believe that god exists, in instead I believe that the world is a pre-fabricated computer program created by artifical intelligence

LazyManc · Post by **LazyManc** » Sat Nov 16, 2002 7:53 pm

Ah, but who programmed the artificial intelligence and built the computers it runs on?

Seahorse · Post by **Seahorse** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 9:05 am

The Magrathean's obviously. They were hired by these chaps:

The Mice are a particularly clever race of pan dimensional beings. They became sick and tired of pondering the meaning of life that they eventually decided to sit down and solve it once and for all! They spent much money and resources building a stupendous Super Computer called Deep Thought. Deep Thought however wimped out and said it couldn't answer their question. It did however design Earth! A whopping organic computer with a ten million year programme that would ultimately answer that all important question.

The mice observe the humans

They are of course NOT mice They are the protrusion into our dimension of vast hyper intelligent pan dimensional beings!

The stuff with the cheese etc was just a front! It wasn’t WE who were doing experiments on MICE, it was MICE who were experimenting on US!!

Such subtlety!!! How better to guide, to observe. How better to disguise their true natures!? Imagine them amongst us, suddenly running

the wrong way down a maze, suddenly eating the wrong bit of cheese, unexpectedly dropping dead of mixamatosis?!

Earth gets clobbered by the Vogons

If it were to be finely calculated, the cumulative effect of such actions could be staggering!

Why didn’t they stick to their own bloody dimension? Why mess about having the Earth made and populating is with handsome and beautiful people and the experimenting and deceiving them and then…… Well, I suppose they got their just deserts in the end!

The Earth computer was ultimately destroyed 5 minutes before it completed its program (after ten million years). Serves the buggers right!

eclipse · Post by **eclipse** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 11:55 am

that is a very funny book/radio drama/tv series/anything else?

in philosophy the idea that the world is not real, or a fabrication, or...the illusion created by our senses decieving us, I've always wondered, how comes everyone sees the same decievement, why don't we bump into the real things? (although I would think our senses would lie and we'd never know in such a case) and...what on earth does the real world look like!?

Seahorse · Post by **Seahorse** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 1:45 pm

Yes you missed a couple:

Text Game, an online Java Affair. I keep get crushed by the bulldozer...

The Film which they appears to be in
pre-production

Post by **Kulgan** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:20 pm

Those of you who are looking for the God conversation, it's, um, been displaced in to the "er bollox" thread

K

Chief · Post by **Chief** » Mon Nov 18, 2002 8:43 am

LazyManc wrote:Ah, but who programmed the artificial intelligence and built the computers it runs on?

The Ancients

Spey · Post by **Spey** » Mon Nov 18, 2002 9:19 am

LazyManc wrote:Ah, but who programmed the artificial intelligence and built the computers it runs on?

IT SI ME, I H4XX0RED TEH UNIVERES, BECASUE I HAEV AOL!!1 A COMPUTAR AND TEH INTARNET. THREE THNIGS YUO N33D TO H4XX0R

Seahorse · Post by **Seahorse** » Mon Nov 18, 2002 1:26 pm

I would have thought it easier for hackers to invade computers if they could actually spell...

fabian · Post by **fabian** » Tue Nov 19, 2002 10:29 pm

no, the best passwords are ones that are spelt wrong so no one will be able to guess them

Seahorse · Post by **Seahorse** » Wed Nov 20, 2002 7:25 am

Who's talking about passwords...

biggles · Post by **biggles** » Wed Nov 20, 2002 11:01 am

hackers dont guess the password, that would take years.

Spey · Post by **Spey** » Wed Nov 20, 2002 11:22 am

did i neglect to mention

YUO = FAG

I WILL OPNE A BAG OFF HELL ON YUO

biggles · Post by **biggles** » Wed Nov 20, 2002 11:34 am

what happened to spey?

Seahorse · Post by **Seahorse** » Wed Nov 20, 2002 5:23 pm

Dyslexic keyboard...

uatec · Post by **uatec** » Wed Nov 20, 2002 11:37 pm

go spey go

Spey · Post by **Spey** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 10:27 am

for those not already in the know

http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/